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December 21, 2006
Alcohol can be healthy....
..as shown in a study of over 1 million cases. I took some stats courses while acquiring my economics degree (weird eh?) and that is a pretty substantial sample size. Now this does support drinking in moderation only; it won't be much good for uni students arguing that booze is good cause the only methods they (and I, for many years) know for consumption are 'skull!', shoot it and 'chug!'.
Boat-racers are still gonna kick it if they're playing beer games through their 40's but those backyard barbecue beers (fact of the day: that was alliteration) might be alright after all (again?). I'm really getting into using these literary devices - my favourite being onomatopoeia (which coincidently, is not where all the vowels from eastern european names came to reside, just looks that way). A good example keeping up the alcohol theme would be "pffshtttt", the sound of opening a nice fresh can or bottle of beer....mmmm......beeer.
So remember, after the fun in uni you can still enjoy lots of beautiful beer, spirits and wine, just keep it in moderation. After all, those who get too hammered never get a chance to nail anything...
Posted by Dr.Unk at December 21, 2006 6:05 AM
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