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February 12, 2005
Bomber Girls Gone Wild
I recently had the pleasure of chauffeuring a group to Hamilton for 'Bomber Girls night out'. All I can say was that they put on quite the show. I will, out of respect, refrain from using any names to describe the debauchery that went down...after all, there is a reason that girls/guys nights out occur in other cities.
I used to think that the Girls Gone Wild videos were simply a spring break phenomenon based on entirely too many pina coladas and the wonderful atmosphere of Mexico/the Caribbean. In actual fact, it can happen anywhere. Just get a group of girls together (decent sized group such that they are likely to one up each other) add alcohol and a change of location to remove any inhibitions. The result - more bareass than Braveheart, and more flashes than a Star Wars flick.
The trip started off humourously with several moonings on the highway (and some flashing through a sunroof). Brent and I dropped the girls off at the bar around midnight and then drove a friend to T.O (she'd missed her bus). When we returned around 1:30am, it was evident that the girls were running the bar. All the local females were in a big hussy cause our gals had the attention of every man in the bar... how could they not? A big group of drunk broads in white tshirts and wife-beaters with dares on their backs and sharpies in hand. (Note: this is a great recipe for any party. You'll always remember your first white tshirt/marker party. If not, you can read about it...on your shirt)
I doubt any girl had to even buy a drink that night. Congrats ladies on finally putting together a girls night out. I'd say it was a booming success and tribute to Bacchus!
Posted by Dr.Unk at February 12, 2005 3:20 PM
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