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October 5, 2004
Happy Birthday Alexander Keith!
So some of the Bomber and Fed Hall staff took a little tour to the Docks in T.O. monday night to celebrate Alexander Keith's birthday. Wow, what a gongshow it was. Our host, Aaron (the Cheezman), took us through Guelph where we picked up some U of G barstaff and polished off 5 pitchers of Keiths.
The busride was of course, pure hilarity. We had to switch buses at some point so in the midst of the switch, half of us seized the opportunity for a washroom break. Sass was at the back of the bus and Haley almost squatted in his 'stream'. Sass was again the source of laughter when he could not make it to the Docks without the use of an empty Tim Hortons cup. This was purely an educational trip. For instance, Kristen learned that on a moving, bumpy bus, an empty beer can does not a toilet make.
At the Docks, the bus emptied and the parking lot was full of streams of rented beer. In the bar, we were given some beer tickets and more fun was to be had. The details of the whole night are a little foggy, but some highlights:
- Brent marching on stage with the pipe band
- Brent getting kicked out multiple times for being on stage
- Sarge and Sass telling the bouncer that they were going on stage
- The bouncer not caring
- A Guelph girl named Jess who seemed to have an unlimited supply of beer tickets... and the kindness to share them
- Kevin's absolutely horrible Scottish accent
- Nobody remembering buying beer but everyone being broke
- Grade A street meat outside the Docks
- The incredible teleporter that got us directly from the Docks to the SLC... or there might have been a bus with Sarge stuck in the luggage racks involved
- Cake getting off the bus... and then having a kind person inform him that he was in Guelph
All in all a great night. Tremendous thanks going out to Aaron and Labatt's for a kickass night.
Posted by Dr.Unk at October 5, 2004 3:48 PM
Comments
I don't know many good stories but those oysters are deadly today .... wooo
Posted by: Big Mark at October 5, 2004 4:26 PM
"The Sarge Bomb" -- take a can of beer and attempt to pour the beer into someone elses glass. While doing that you will have to pour most of the beer on the person, and only get a little into the glass. I was bombed many times.
Posted by: Nick Cake at October 5, 2004 5:49 PM
Cake and Sarge outside on the patio have a smoke and talking Pulow the bartender into giving us free beer, but reakky they were jsut the beers we bought him as a tip. "PULOW GIMME 7!!!!"
Posted by: Nick Cake at October 5, 2004 5:50 PM
Me and Sass also downed like half of an alexander keiths birthday cake that was ungaurded
Posted by: Big Mark at October 5, 2004 6:40 PM
The ammount of money we had for someone to sleep with Val(?) our bus driver. Princess getting in the racks of the bus to take some sneaky pictures of the girls from guelph at the front, but then Joe getting up there too and getting him busted. The beer tickets that kept appearing in my hand. Getting on stage and talking in an Austrilian accent, when they really wanted to be Scottish, I just couldn't get it out. Making out with some chick after eating oysters. Sass passing out on the bus floor.
It was an awsome night, I ended up getting a ride home from a newspaper delviery man from the post and a free paper. He was a WLU drop out.
The last thing I can say, to Joe:
Bathtub she wanted, Golden Shower she got!
Ohhhhhhh! I don't work there anymore!
Posted by: Kevin Spurs at October 5, 2004 8:14 PM
Oh wow was it hard to get up for work today. Every single person who went last night and I saw today said the same thing "What Happend?".
That band sure did hate us. Cake gave me a full beer on stage which I promptly dropped onto the guitarist's foot. He was one unhappy pappy.
Posted by: Brent Taylor at October 5, 2004 10:40 PM
How about when i was drunk off my ass dancing on stage and i wiped out in front of a few hundred people....
Posted by: Sass at October 6, 2004 1:59 AM
Well done sirs.... I'm standing and clapping after hearing about this debauchery. May the Booze Gods bless you and keep you.
Posted by: Moose at October 6, 2004 3:36 PM
Agreed... Great show fellas and ladies. If the great Moose is applauding, then we know we put on a good show, for he is a drinking idol.
Until next time,
The Cake
Posted by: Nick at October 7, 2004 7:45 PM
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